Ever wonder what is in the $800 Billion Bill being voted on 10/3?

If you are like me, you occasionally wonder what our Congress is spending our tax dollars on.  I’ve been searching for an official copy of the bill and the usual summary that accompanies these things – and have not found it.  So in the interest folks knowing what is going on, I thought I’d offer up a two cent summary of the $800 Billion bill that will be voted on tomorrow. 

 

The bill is a combination of the 110 page House bailout bill with a FDIC temporary increase in the account size that can be insured  limit (which is not published – only Sunday’s 103 page House bill draft is available) plus various add-ons that are mainly tax bills already “approved” by both House and Senate but stuck and not passed because of various reasons (“tax cut not offset with expense cut” Blue Dog plus GOP opposition in House, “political timing must be post-election” in the Senate).  But there are a few additional items that I am told that are also already “approved” by both House and Senate, such as:

* The bill deals with creating parity for the insurance treatment of mental health problems.
* The bill details how state and local government will be given funds in lieu of taxes on federal lands within their boundaries.

 

 

And there are two National Security provisions that read like they are CYA for Bush Administration crimes and may well appeal to the House GOP:

* The bill makes permanent authority for undercover operations,
* and the bill makes permanent authority for disclosure of information relating to terrorist activities.

 

And then we have an “Energy” section that reads like more tax spending and has its own title in the bill – The Energy Improvement and Extension Act of 2008. which would:
* Extend the renewable energy tax credit for wind and refined coal facilities, and expands use of biomass.
* Extend tax credits for marine and hydrokinetic research, which involves energy created from waves and tides, as well as solar and fuel-cell research.

* Allow energy credits to be counted against the alternative minimum tax.

* Give steelmakers tax credits for purchase of renewable fuels.

* Let utilities issue tax-free bonds to promote use of clear, renewable fuels.

* Expand tax credits for investment in coal gasification programs.

* Extend by four years a temporary increase in the coal excise tax to fund black-lung disability programs for miners.

* Provide tax credits for carbon sequestration efforts.

* Allow producers of cellulosic bio-fuels to seek accelerated tax depreciation.

* Double the tax credit for production of bio-diesel and renewable diesel fuels.

* Extend a tax credit of $2,500 to plug-in electric hybrid vehicles. (should be larger IMHO!).

* Allow fringe benefit reimbursement for qualified bicycle commuters.

* Broaden the scope for issuance of conservation bonds.

* Extend current deductions for energy efficient commercial buildings and homes.

* Provide small tax credits for purchase of energy efficient dishwashers, washing machines and refrigerators.

* Accelerate tax deductions for use of smart meters that help a consumer regulate energy use to reduce peak-hour consumption.

* Reduce by 3 percent the tax deductions on income enjoyed by producers, refiners, transporters and distributors of oil and natural gas.

* Eliminate the difference in tax treatment of foreign oil and natural gas production and foreign oil-related income.

* Extend and increase by 3 cents a barrel the oil spill liability tax.

 

 

 

And then there is a section that admits it is specifically directed at the Tax Code which would:
* Raise the exemption level of the alternative minimum tax from the current $66,250/$44,350 for joint or single filers to $69,950/$46,200.

* Extend tuition deductions.

* Extend certain deductions for elementary and secondary school teachers.

* Extend an additional standard deduction on real property taxes for non-itemizers.

* Continue tax-free distribution from retirement plans to charities.

* Extend and modify the research tax credit.

* Extend restaurant improvement credits.

* Extend the tax credit for mine-rescue team training.

* Extend the tax credit for advanced mine safety equipment.

* Accelerate depreciation of business property on Indian reservations.

* Extend cost recovery period for motor racing tracks.

* Extend work opportunity tax credit for Hurricane Katrina employees.

* Extend increased rehabilitation credit for structures in Gulf of Mexico opportunity zone.

* Extend tax credit for investment in the District of Colombia.

* Increase tax deduction for charitable contributions to food inventory.

* Increase tax deduction for charitable book giving.

* Raise to $8,500 the income threshold for calculating the refundable portion of a child tax credit.

* Exempt from excise tax certain wooden arrow shafts for use by children. (prior tax on hunting arrows accidentally hit kid arrows killing industry in Oregon).

* Clarify income averaging for settlement amounts received in connection with Exxon Valdez litigation.

* Provide temporary tax relief for areas damaged by Midwestern storms, tornadoes and flooding and by Hurricane Ike.

 

 

And finally we have the House Bailout Bill as adjust for yjat FDIC insurance change that would:

* Provide the government an equity stake, through non-voting or preferred stock, in companies that are unloading bad assets. If these companies go bankrupt, these warrants convert to a type of debt that places the government at the head of the list of creditors in any bankruptcy proceeding.
* Give the Treasury secretary broad discretion to buy virtually any distressed asset in an effort to get it off the books of a troubled bank or financial firm and help unclog the credit markets. This is called the Troubled Assets Relief Program, or TARP.

* Provide $250 billion immediately to purchase mortgage-backed securities and other troubled assets, another $100 billion with the president’s authorization and the remaining $350 billion would be subject to separate congressional approval.

* Give the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. the ability to borrow without limit from the Treasury to help stabilize banks it regulates, both large and small. This isn’t in the House legislation.

* Allow the FDIC to raise deposit insurance to $250,000 from the current $100,000. Affects the sum of deposits, not each account, in a depositor’s name at any given bank. This too isn’t in the House legislation.

* Require the comptroller general to monitor and evaluate TARP’s performance, especially whether it is helping to prevent foreclosures, providing stability in financial markets and protecting taxpayers. The Government Accountability Office will have authority to order corrections in the TARP effort.

* Order the comptroller general, the nation’s chief auditor, to report back to Congress by June 2009 on whether the government should curtail the ability of banks and others invest with borrowed money. Investment banks borrowed $30 to $40 against every $1 of their own capital they invested, helping create today’s global financial crisis.

* Limit courts from issuing restraining orders or injunctions against the Treasury secretary unless alleging a constitutional violation. In those cases, injunctions would have to be handled on an expedited basis by federal courts. Significantly, there is no limited liability expressed that would necessarily protect the federal government from lawsuits by investors when the government purchases distressed assets.

* Create a special inspector general for the TARP program, to supervise and audit the purchase of distressed mortgages and other bad assets.

* Raise the nation’s debt ceiling to $11.3 trillion.

* Hold hearings on the effectiveness of the program and issue a special report on proposed regulatory reform.

* Reaffirm that the Securities and Exchange Commission has the authority to suspend an accounting rule that some critics think has exaggerated the deflated prices of the toxic mortgage bonds at the heart of the financial crisis. The practice, called mark-to-market reporting, requires banks and other financial firms to report the present-day value of distressed assets that have a hold-to-maturity value. This also is called fair-value reporting, and it was implemented after the Enron scandal to discourage reporting of inflated prices.

* Limit the tax write-offs for executive compensation above $500,000 for companies that sell distressed assets to the government.

* Prohibit “golden parachutes” for executives of firms that are selling assets directly to the government. If the government purchases from a firm, via auction, $300 million or more in troubled assets, similar limits on bonuses and other executive compensation would apply.

 

 

There is still no salary cap on the CEO – remember the promise that the CEO should  “make no more than the highest paid government employee – the President’s $400,000”,  and the bill will be presented to the House under a no amendment rule, so our Financial CEOs will continue to get their 10’s of millions annual salary despite the mess they have caused and their use of the bailout bill to save their company and their job.
 

 

 

Bailout Update: Putting Pickles On A Crap Sandwich

Ok, so the market is doing the unexpected thing:  the day after the bailout/rescue was passed by the Senate, the DOW is tanking…  hard.  It closed 360 points down

Why?

Well, there are a few things going on…

1.  The Unemployment Report is coming out tomorrow and it is not expected to be very pretty.  The highest unemployment since just after 9/11 is predicted and that has the market freakin out.

2.  GE, a standard bearer for the market and a blue chip stock, had some issues, is being propped up by non other than Warren Buffet, but dropped 10% of its value anyway…  bringin the rest of the market down.

3.  Wall St is freaked out on whether or not the bailout/rescue will pass the house (not to mention that it is not that great a bill, and much of the bailout money is going to be used to bailout foreign banks, and is now a bloated behemouth that has earmarks and tax breaks galore)

4.  Harry Reid, the moron, talked about an unnamed Insurance company on the verge of collapse and caused a run on insurance stocks, bringing down the market as a whole too…  CLICK HERE

5.  And on top of all this, now the Democrats in the House are proposing to add a $60 BILLION “economic stimulus” package to the back of it… as if that won’t throw a friggin monkey wrench into the whole deal and hold up passage. 

It’s like they are putting pickles on a crap sandwich!

So, what Congress was given was a very simple proposal to buy up 5% of the tenuous mortgage backed securities to relieve the asset strain on the banks and, hopefully, allowing those banks to loosen up on credit availability.

Now, it is a gargantuan hodgepodge of a bill with a bailout bill, an energy bill, a tax reform bill and an economic stimulus bill all rolled into friggin one.

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You have got to be friggin kidding me!

Please…  Vote Every Single One Of These Idiots Out!

Holy Crap.

As I said before…  every single day I buy into the whole McCain/Palin reform Washington schtick.

Kids Sing To Der Fuhrer Obama – An Update

Because so many others have covered the kids singing that Obama is going to change the world thing, I decided not to cover it…  but I do have an update.

First, here is the vid

The video is set up to look like a spontaneous grass roots movement event at a “neighbors” house, but it is pure AstroTurf…  pure.

If you are not familiar with the term AstroTurf, when used in a political setting it means fake grassroots.  Something that is set up and professionally managed to look like it is a grassroots or spontaneous movement…  but, once again, it is really artificial and professional.

When watching the video, the first thing I noticed was the quality of the picture and the steady swoop in to the little girl.  Seemed like pretty damn good camera work to me…  too damn good to be some neighborhood bullshit.

And then I noticed the microphones…  those are professional quality studio mics…  and expensive as hell.  These are not home studio mics.  PROFESSIONAL.

So, I decided to do some digging,  and guess what I found…  AstroTurf.

Here is the statement from the website:

Sing for Change was a confluence of hard work, good will, and shared vision. Inspired by ideas raised at a grassroots Obama fundraiser, a music teacher, Kathy Sawada, and the children composed and rehearsed the songs in less than two weeks. Several musicians heard of the effort and volunteered to accompany the children. Parents and older siblings designed and provided the T-Shirts and the banner. There’s a first for everything, but rarely do so many firsts come together at once: for the children and their parents, this is their first performance, first video, first banner, and first involvement with grassroots work on a presidential campaign.

Ok, so there is the grassroots claim…  yeah.  ok.

Oh, then there comes this:

Production wizards got wind of the project and offered their help in recording it. The likes of Jeff Zucker, Holly Schiffer, Peter Rosenfeld, Darin Moran, Jean Martin, Andy Blumenthal, and Nick Phoenix rearranged schedules to participate. Holly Schiffer was able to get three High Definition cameras (Panasonic HVX250′s), and an AVID editing facility. When Jeff Zucker went to pick up the camera package, Ted Schilowitz happened to be there and offered a RED camera set up on a Steadi Cam.

You’re friggin kidding me, right?  Jeff Zucker “got wind” of a little neighborhood music teacher’s little neighborhood grassroots project?

In case you don’t know…  I will explain who these people are.

*  Jeff Zucker is FRIGGIN President and Chief Executive Officer of NBC Universal!!!!!!!!!!!

*  Peter Rosenfeld is a camera operator/steadicam specialist with over 15 years in the biz and specializes in documentary film making.

*  Darin Moran was the camera operator on films like The New World, Disturbia, Lemony Snickets, Rendition, and The Kingdom…  serious friggin movies!

*  Nick Phoenix ”has either scored or licensed music for the ad campaigns of over 1000 major motion pictures. “Wall-E”, “Speed Racer”, “Indiana Jones 4″ “The Hulk”, “Prince Caspian”, The Happening”, “Hellboy 2″, “Spiderman 3″, “Golden Compass”, “The Assassination of Jesse James”, “Pirates of the Caribbean 3″, “Babel”, “Hitman”, “I Am Legend”, “300″, “No Country For Old Men”, “Harry Potter 5″, “The Brave One”, “Blood Diamond”, and “Night at the Museum” are a few recent examples.”  Holy Crap…  That’s like every single movie released in the last two years?

*  Ted Schilowitz is an award winning Director and Producer who has created projects for Discovery Channel, E! Entertainment, Nickelodeon, Fox, NBC, PBS, etc.

And do you have any idea how expensive those cameras are?  Holy God.

You gotta be kidding, right?  Grassroots?

Answer me this…  how grassroots is a video made by people that could very well work together to make the next $100 million Tom Cruise action flick?

This is such crap.  Astroturf at it’s finest.

Way to go Dave and Barry

Obama Now Has A Channel On Dish Network

In his continuing efforts to not look like a fluff rockstar, in his follow up to his “Official Soundtrack,” Barack Obama now has his own channel on dish network…  THE OBAMA CHANNEL.

Newsbusters

Want to talk about media bias?

Barack Obama now has his own channel on Dish Network running his ads as well as other biological propaganda.

Think I’m kidding? 

It’s called “Barack Obama’s Plan For America,” and is Dish channel 73.

This is a friggin joke, right?  You can’t possibly be serious?  He has his own friggin TV Channel???

Politico

Dish Network spokesman Parker McConachie confirmed the forum account….

Apparently, it’s not a joke.

I think I am going to be sick….

The Greatest YouTube Ever

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Federal Judge Orders Obama To Produce His Birth Certificate

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New McCain Ad: Barackbook.com

http://www.barackbook.com is an actual website featured in the video…  it’s hilarious!

Ok, So I Just Read The Senate Version Of The Bailout Bill…

UPDATE:  To Read The Latest News On The Status Of The Bailout And The Market CLICK HERE

 

 

And it’s a crock of crap.

The bill has now been expanded to 451 pages, from the House version of 110, which was expanded from the original 2 pages submitted.

God, Congress has a way of adding bunches of irrelevant crap and window dressing…

So, basically, the Senate Bill is exactly the same as the House Bill…  with all the same hinkey provisions for “NOT Acorn” groups to “help” the poor, but it has basically added an energy bill and a tax bill on the back of it.

The “Mark to Market” rule is still there, which leads to total crap accounting practices.  Basically this rule says that you have to claim all the assets you have in your accounting based upon the current market value of those assets in a normal transaction in the market today (or at the time of the accounting)…  fair, right?

Yeah, except for the exception, which says that in the case of an asset being in a sector that is experiencing a “firesale” that any of these assets that you hold don’t have to be valued at the current market, but rather what the companies internal measures of the value are…  basically, if you have a mortgage security on your books, you get to make up a number and use that as the value in your accounting.

WTF???

Anyway, the energy bill is strangely irrelevant to the topic at hand but has some ok stuff…  here is an exerpt from the table of contents to the energy section…

Sec. 101. Renewable energy credit.

Sec. 102. Production credit for electricity produced from marine renewables.

Sec. 103. Energy credit.

Sec. 104. Energy credit for small wind property.

Sec. 105. Energy credit for geothermal heat pump systems.

Sec. 106. Credit for residential energy efficient property.

Sec. 107. New clean renewable energy bonds.

Sec. 108. Credit for steel industry fuel.

Sec. 111. Expansion and modification of advanced coal project investment credit.

Sec. 112. Expansion and modification of coal gasification investment credit.

Sec. 115. Tax credit for carbon dioxide sequestration.

Sec. 117. Carbon audit of the tax code….

Blah, blah, blah, you get the point.

Some good stuff in there, but I don’t know why this is in the Mtg Bailout Bill, it doesn’t really seem germane to the discussion, but…  ok, i guess.

Then there is some weird temporary and irrelevant FDIC provision where the increase coverage from 100k to 250k…  ok…  but it doesn’t really give the money to the FDIC, just the authorization to borrow it from the Treasury if needed.

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But here is where we get to the good part…  the tax bill and all the nifty little earmarks…

First, my personal favorite…

SEC. 503. EXEMPTION FROM EXCISE TAX FOR CERTAIN WOODEN ARROWS DESIGNED FOR USE BY CHILDREN.

(a) IN GENERAL.—Paragraph (2) of section 4161(b) is amended by redesignating subparagraph (B) as sub301 paragraph (C) and by inserting after subparagraph (A) the following new subparagraph:

‘‘(B) EXEMPTION FOR CERTAIN WOODEN ARROW SHAFTS.—Subparagraph (A) shall not apply to any shaft consisting of all natural wood with no laminations or artificial means of enhancing the spine of such shaft (whether sold separately or incorporated as part of a finished or unfinished product) of a type used in the manufacture of any arrow which after its assembly—

‘‘(i) measures 5⁄16 of an inch or less in diameter, and
‘‘(ii) is not suitable for use with a bow described in paragraph (1)(A).’’.

(b) EFFECTIVE DATE.—The amendments made by this section shall apply to shafts first sold after the date of enactment of this Act.

This is a friggin joke right?  We are dealing with what is perhaps the most severe economic crisis our nation has ever faced and someone is worried about the excise tax on wooden arrows (as in Bow And Arrow) used by kids?  Seriously?

Then there are earmarks and tax breaks for the

-Hollywood Producers and Filmmakers,

-Rum Producers,

-Racetracks

You know…  because that what America needs more of… alcoholics watching movies about motocross while sipping a fruity drink that has a paper umbrella in it.

Seriously…  can we get a clean bill without all the earmarks please?

How about an actual energy bill, a tax bill, a mtg bailout bill, and a bow/arrow bill instead…

not a nonprofitenergytaxarrowbailout bill.

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No wonder DC is all screwed up.  I am starting to buy into how big of a problem pork is more and more every day.

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Update:  I cant believe they actually passed this boat of crap…  with all the christmas presents it contains.

Oh, and I hear tell that Feinstein recieved 95,000 emails regarding the bill, 85,000 of which asked her not to vote for the bill….  She voted for it anyway.

Nice.

UPDATE:  For a much more detailed account of what is in the bill, CLICK HERE

Update:  Hot Air has the full bill and some additional information

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